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All thats left after the Apocalypse, w/half th cal


SEXY LBERALS!
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Coming to the CHICAGO THEATRE, March 3:

Stephanie Miller's SEXY LIBERAL SHOW!

Popular and nominated for lots stuff!... http://www.sexyliberal.com - (See this site for shows in OTHER CITIES, like: MADISON, PHOENIX, MINNEAPOLIS, BOSTON, L.A., SEATTLE!!)

Tickets available from the Chicago Theatre 312.462.6300, 175 N State St, Chicago, IL 60601.

Or from TICKETMASTER: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/07004761B19A9564?artistid=1587829&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51

LISTEN TO STEPH: via WCPT AM 820, FM 92.5, 92.7 or 99.9, or via http://www.stephaniemiller.com

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l'estrange...
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"What?"
"Wiki leaks!"
"What?"
"Wiki leaks!"
"Honey, what are you SAYING?"
"Condom broke!"

SNARKY LETTER FROM NAOMI WOLFCollapse )

togay makes you fu
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madman101
TOFU MAKES YOU GAY

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I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!



Iceland Attack / Fuck Me, LJ
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Well, I posted this about the VOLCANO a while back, but I don't think anyone hit the totally phat (huh?) LJ cut on "AP" cuz that's where the REAL insanity begins....

Iceland Attack Threatens New End-of-World

AP )4/21/10 - In a surprise move, the Government of Monaco announced today that it is preparing to fire a volcano in the direction of Iceland, unless Iceland ceases it's relentless assault on the European economy.

"This is intolerable," Said Prince Abu Zoozbar, Minister of State, "Iceland is not only agressively expanding it's sphere of influence, it is getting in all the news magazines. Like, I just read a story about Iceland dating some damn rapper in New Jersey." Monaco's move is the latest in a dangerous new arms race potentially destroying life as we know it, resulting in more commercials, American-like rudeness, and scalp-itching.

When asked about its volcanic campaign, Iceland stated... )

China maintains that "Top Gear is to blame"... http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/46087320.html

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
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madman101
It's Saturday night! Where are your sausages?! Daddy?

"Is this a real clam?"

We're going on the lamb! We're gonna boogie all night long! Listen to the ALL NIGHT DANCE FACTORY! - It's powered up and poppin yo! Check it:

dance_factoryy

What's that, Buckie? You say you want to LAUGH?! Well, you can listen all night long to the insanely knowledgeable and knowledgeably insane:

NICK DIGILIO

and

BRAIN NOONAN

on http://www.wgnradio.com

(that's WGN 720 AM for you yocal lahoos).

Or you could catch old episodes of MONK while you CRUNK and I'd be cool with that too. But if you're at a party or a club tonight then:

[INSERT YIDDISH CURSE HERE]

(See stores for details. Not valid in Hawaii or Kenya. Limited time offer expires when the fish goes bad).

Just another MadMan Monday...
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Reposted from my journal:

I think my migraine is finally over. Yesterday, my dog stayed up on the couch-bed with me for the longest time, having fun and chewing on a bone. He really likes and respects me, and he's wagging his tail all the time, like Kurska always did. This is a big change, from a non-tailwagger from the HOOD who has to pose all mean and tough-like every time i let him out the back door.

A few nights ago, accidentally spilt some beer on the carpet. The next day, a full beer bottle was lying on that spot. I thought this was odd. Then I noticed, the day after THAT, that the bottle was now a full 12-pack. What is stranger, there were now beer bottles growing out of the floor all over the place. READ MORE about this disturbing development...Collapse )

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